THE JOHNNY GIVES YOU STUFF!
The Johnny Utah Symposium gives you stuff.
For example, today the Johnny is giving you the opportunity to copy and paste this sweet (and historically accurate) image, and use it to supplant that picture of your spouse's genitals that you've currently got as your wallpaper. Click it to make it big. The image. Not the genitals. Awkward.
Next time we may give you herpes. We'll see.
Tagz:
xmas
2 comments:
Here's the thing... Last week, I thought I actually might have herpes. It turns out, strangely, that I was just giving myself cold sores because I had convinced myself I had the disease that keeps on giving.
Which makes me wonder if I could manifest other sweet illnesses at will.
Like cholera. I would love to make myself some cholera.
Bubonic plague? I bet I can fix it.
What about you, fellow JUHSer? What diseases do you wish I had?
I have 2 ear infections.
That's like herpes of the ear.
I am sweet.
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