DEREK 360: !QUIK HITZ!

Let's learn stuff!

Let's do it QUIK!

1. ONE. UNO.

This is the most horrifying news story I've read in a long time. This is actually (and I know it seems impossible) more frightening than the whole fish rebellion/bird flu pandemic bit. This story is the proof that true evil exists. Plus, the casual tone that it is presented with adds to my fears. If we can't get freaked out by large, alien-looking, eelish, prehistoric, H.R. Giger inspired creatures that look like something a special effects house would create for a movie about hardcore alien-animal-monster-things eating scuba divers then we won't get freaked out by anything. We, as a culture, are completely desensitized to true evil. We're too busy trying to spot terrorists or other more common enemies. We need to open our eyes though and start looking around for monsters and draculas and werewolves. If shit this nasty is just a couple thousand feet under the water who knows what kind of awesomely horrible stuff is lurking inside THE CENTER OF THE MOTHER-FUCKING EARTH!!! WHATTTTTT!!!


I'll never sleep again.

2. TWO. DOS.

This is some blog appropriate news. This is also one of the best ideas the stage world has had in a long time.

3. THREE. TRES.

Clint Eastwood is an overrated asshole.

Oh baby,
Derek