Awful evil bad bad

Just a couple examples of stuff that's wrong with our world today but still gives me hope for my future as well as the future of the Johnny Dudes. If this crap can make it into the mainstream and be responsible for making dudes rich and famous, just imagine what OUR brand of zaniness and charm could do...

1.) Who's Your Caddy??? (dammit)





2.) Viva Viagra??? (I assume this is what happens to those dudes who bring their accoustic guitar everywhere with them as teenagers/20-somethings....p.s. - does they say "got me a horny?" and "i'm not a guy who's straight?".)





3.) Those piss me off...almost as much as this: Carlos Mencia Budlight.......AHHHHH!






I just don't know what to do.


Sorry to pollute the blog.

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