"They even like it when you go ass to mouth."

That's the new Internet only trailer for Clerks II, and it's pretty good. There is no way it's going to be as raw and groundbreaking as the original, but it's heart is in the right place (meaning it's going to have lots of dick and fart jokes). Sometimes that's all a movie really needs... Having it's heart in the right place, I mean. Not dick and fart jokes. Though that probably would have helped Mystic River. And maybe The Pianist, too.

-Michael S.