A JUhS Holiday

Today, the JUhS celebrates the 24th birthday of one of our founding dads: DEREK!!!



That's right, roughly 24 years and 9 months ago, Hot Janet and Magic Don finished up with some humping and 9 months later...voila...one Derek jumps out of Janet like a stripper from a giant-ass stripper cake....complete with sexy dance and g-string.




Today is truly a day of greatness as you, Derek, share your day of exploding onto the scene of the earth with:

1.) John Montague 1718 - Supposedly Invented the Sandwich

2.) Stephen Fuller Austin 1793 - Founding Dad of The Texas.

3.) Bronko Nagurski 1908 - Fullback for the Chicago Bears (making him Derek's favorite footballer of all time)

4.) Bob Feller 1918 - Pimp-ass Pitcher

5.) Charles Bronson 1922 - Badass Actor Who Set the Bar Really High for November 3 Births

6.) Larry Holmes 1949 - Boxer

7.) Roseanne Barr (Arnold) 1952 - Not Completely Worthless, Funny At Times Actress

8.) Dennis Miller 1953 - Overrated Dude

9.) Adam Ant 1954 - One of Andy's (JUhS) Default Band/Singers

10.) Phil Simms 1955 - Quarterback, Spare Commentator, Loins Exploded Out Chris

11.) Karch Kiraly 1961 - Pimpass Volleyball Player, One of Andy's (JUhS) Favorite Default Obscure Athletes

and finally,

12.) DOLPH "I'M DOLPH LUNDGREN" LUNDGREN! 1959 - Swedish Born Actor Whose Credits Include: "Masters of the Universe" (WHAT IT IS?!), the original "The Punisher", "Showdown in Little Tokyo", "Universal Soldier", many other spare-ass B-films...BUT...Most Known for His Role as Captain Ivan Drago, the Much Feared Nemesis of Rocky in "Rocky IV".

Today is a day of greatness, INDEED!



So, today, Drocolate, we celebrate your birth with baskets of buttery shrimp and numerous rounds of rums and delicious Coca-Cola brand cola. So let's party til we cry and puke and repeat!



Happy Birthday, Derek!