A Couple of Propositions... (21 days)

1.) Sad Farewell

It's with a heavy heart that the Johnny is forced to say "good-bye" to Coach Mr. Coach Eddie Robinson. He overcame his middle name of "Gay" and became the first college coach to reach 400 wins and was the winningnest football coach of college football history (past and present...fyi - he's 2nd now...confusing, right? kisses). "Coach" (as he was often referred to, by worldly people of the earth and the Johnny Dads) was a great man coaching the Grambling State Tigers in the ways of football and life. He was so much the man that the Football Writers of America decided to name their award for the most balls hard and awesome football coach of the year the "Eddie Robinson Award". DAMN! The Grambling State football stadium is named Eddie Robinson Stadium. DAMN! Plus, he overcame his uncomfortable and unstable middle name (as stated before). DAMN!

So, it is here that I propose that the Johnny set-up some kind of award in honor of coach. Perhaps, a scholarship in his name for young kiddos who show promise but lack the moneys necessary to attend the Johnny U. University (Johnny U. U.), where kids learn to learn about the world and then report about it. What do you guys think?

In any instance, we'll miss you coach.












Eddie Gay Robinson (1919-2007)


2.) What Do You Say?

So, the news recently came out that Keith Richards, after being questioned about the weirdest thing he's snorted, claimed that he once cut some cocaine with the ashes of his dead father and partied. A spokesman for Mr. Richards later came out and said he was just joshing. Either way, this jumpstarted the gears in my head and ideas started to squirt out onto a plate where I sifted through them with my Johnny U. brand of directing wand (don't ask questions) and arrived at this one genius idea:

I propose, that heretoafter, the still alive and kicking Johnny Dads snort the ashes of each dead and cremated Johnny Dad. I mean we already share the same blood and needles, why not a little ashed body? Huh? Huh? Derek (JUhS) already said as long as he doesn't have to include cocaine in the ash, then, he's down. I told him I'm cutting mine with Comet.

Johnny Dads, let me know. World...let us know. Happy Living.