Sympathy for the Sooner

Fellow JUhSians,

Now, I hate the Sooners as much as any other Texas alumni. It's true. But you, my friends, were robbed. Robbed. Plain and simple. Now, I'm relying on extremely grainy ESPN motion video. And I didn't watch the full game. But seriously, those were some egregious errors.

If it makes you feel any better, Adrian Peterson is an absolute maniac. So you've got that going for you. And you'll probably beat us in Dallas. However, our quarterback beats yours in the "awesomeness of name" category, mustachioed or otherwise.

But that's besides the point. In conclusion, say it with me: fuck you ducks. Fuck you and your ugly ass uniforms, and the state you live in. No one likes you.

There, I bet you feel better.

Andrew (JUhS)

P.S. - I realize I'm not carrying my weight around the symposium. I'm working to rectify that. Really, I am.