Countdown to takeover. (30 days)

Hello friends,

In one month's time The Johnny Utah Symposium will be taking over the Internets. Completely.

On April 26, The JUhS will relaunch itself (like SkyNet) and be full to the brim with the delicious bouillabaisse of ideas and topics you have come to expect, and it will look and feel even better while being that full. It will date your girlfriend and get her pregnant, and then disappear. It will wait for you to finally open that little music store in the middle of the quaint town square that you've been dreaming of all your life before it brings a franchise of Guitar Center in and puts it right across the street instantly bankrupting you. It will own really hard and strongly like and you will love it. Prepare.

Fear not though, for now we are going to keep the content coming. This is just a warning. The Johnny U takeover is imminent...and eminent.

April 26.
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