Flaunt-It Flaunt-It Gary Presents: The Finer Things in Life

What's up Pimps and Pimptresses? What it is? Salutations! Hello. Flaunt-It Flaunt-It Gary here to 'spose you to the finer things in life. Today, I give you: CHAMPAGNE.

Ladies love the bubbly. But Cris is so played out. If you offer champage to your fly brizzle and they turn their nose up at anything less than Cris. You gots da do two thing-things. One: drop that zer-ho and get yo'self a down ass bitch. Two: whip out the NEW CRIS and then enjoy it with your new female companion. What's the NEW CRIS?

Here it is: Marco Bonfante Brachetto D'Acqui a.k.a. - "THE BERRIES"

Tastes like: The Fucking Awesome with strawberries.

Cost: $9-11 a bottle.

With The Berries, you're guaranteed a drinking experience that can only be expressed as Marvin Gaye's and Al Green's love child in a bottle, covered in fruit. What's up?! This here drink can be enjoyed with your wifey, your girl-girl, or your homies while you up in the club, in the studio, or in fronts your plasma.

Warning: When you whip out The Berries, you're guaranteed to smash that!

'Til next time. Keep it poppin.

-Flaunt-It Flaunt-It Gary