!QUIK HITZ!

Let's learn stuff!

Let's do it QUIK!

1. ONE. UNO.

According to CBS, and more specifically the CBS show CSI: Miami, Brazil is the sexiest place on Earth. For a few weeks now CBS has been heavily hyping the Brazilian season premiere of the most intense member of the CSI family. The show is going to feature Caruso and the gang jet-setting down to Brazil (or as CBS has taught me to think of it: Sexyland) to solve some murder using gross jump-cuts and awesome dialogue. Caruso will probably also threaten someone.

What CSI: Sexyland needs to figure out is why all of these FUCKING HAWKS are attacking people. That is not sexy. Running from place to place having to flail your arms so that your eyes are not pecked out of your skull is not sexy. Not sexy. Sexy.

CBS needs to rent City of God.


2. TWO. DOS.

Banksy.


Banksy is a British artist who spends his time painting stuff (streets, buildings, canvases, elephants). He paints stuff legally and he paints stuff illegally. He sells paintings to Brad Pitt. Disneyland and Banksy do not see eye to eye. He dropped bogus copies of Paris Hilton's debut album into London boutiques. He loves stencils. He also loves to put his work up on the walls in famous museums. He REALLY loves doing that.

He is a total bad ass.

Go here. Take five. Enjoy.

3. THREE. TRES.

I don't really have a third one. All those links wore me out. Well, no, here's a little something. 300 will be coming out next year. Sparta. Fight. Die.

MUCH LOVE,
Derek