Derek Arrives, Finds Intrigue (6 days)

This post is a Johnny first, being written, that is, by two Founding Dad Dudes simultaneously. Now enjoy Derek and Andrew's musings, as they fuse together to become one existential voice, whatever the fuck that means.

Day one in foggy London town has been awesome. Everything was going so well, from the traveling to the sight seeing, that I was not prepared for the tragic and totally crazy headline I saw on one of the completely reliable street tabloids I was handed on The Underground this afternoon.

It speaks for itself.


Needless to say, I (we, Andrew & I, the royal we, the existential us) am/are/is on the case. We/I/Us need to find the head and the arms so we can ID this chick and solve this mutilation mystery.

Over and out.
-Andrek Runvoni (JUhS)

Derek's European Adventure (11 days)

-CHEERIO!!
-BLOODY HELL!!
-LET'S RIDE THE MERRY LIFT TO THE TOPSY PARTS OF THE SHOPPE!!!
-G'DAY MATES!!

That's right! I'm going to Europe. On Thursday.

Right now it is time for a European fact attack. I've done an absolute shit ton of research to get ready for this adventure and I want to share some of what I've learned with you guys.

FACT ATTACK! TAKE COVER OR LEARN!

1. In England they use money called a POUND!
2. Europe is OLD!
3. England has a Monarchy. This has nothing to do with BUTTERFLIES!
4. Feudalism is the SHIT!
5. The buses in England have two LEVELS!

More fax to come!