Welcome to the information station.

Welcome to The Johnny Utah Symposium (JUS). The JUS is a collection of professionals from across the northern hemisphere who have the unified goal of providing the public (that's you guys) with information about literally everything.

Now a brief history of the JUS.

The JUS was founded in 1932 by a man named Wilbur Burris. He was a steel worker by day and a loving family man by night. He was living the normal life that anyone in the 1930's could hope for when one day he vomited up a gold locket. Inside the locket was a picture of the great Johnny Utah. The locket was filled with hella-loads of magic and it immediately began transforming the world around Wilbur Burris. For the next few months Mr. Burris was up late into the nights conducting experiments and solving problems under the careful supervision of Johnny Utah (via the locket). Not long after this Mr. Burris was fired from his steel mill job and was deserted by his once loving family. Mr. Burris had completely changed from a man with an ideal life to a man who was hanging on by a thin thread. It was when Mr. Burris was at his very worst that he got word that there were others like him who had regurgiated other Johnny Utah relics. Mr. Burris changed his name to Magnus (for no real reason) and started the Johnny Utah Symposium (JUS) as a sanctuary for these brilliant, yet socially awkward, men. Now, dozens of years later there is no longer any vomiting involved in becoming a member of the JUS. Instead you just have to be a great thinker who likes thinking about thinking and thinks about things to think about. Yeah, the JUS is fucking rad.

Check back often, because you never know what will be going on here at the Johnny Utah Symposium (JUS).

-The Radical Tad