Friday, February 02, 2007

Super Bowl Predictions from the Johnny U.

The Johnny Utah Symposium is proud to present the predictions from some of our correspondents. Feel free to give your predictions in the comment section.

(Other Johnny correspondents please fill in this post with your pix before Sunday.)

Derek
"I really want the Colts to win but I think the Bears are gonna control the clock and take it home. None of it will matter after a player dies on the field in the third quarter. Grim."
CHICAGO: 24 Indianapolis: 13

Andrew
"Vinatieri wins it with his foot, but Peyton makes one play good enough for the win: a TD to Dallas Clark. Urlacher will injure at least one Colt."
INDIANAPOLIS: 16 Chicago: 12

Vincent Gallo
"Eat shit. And die."
CHICAGO: 1 Indianapolis: 0

Bad Poetry Guy
"Four quarters are a dollar so holler for football!"
-No score provided-

Big Pooga (Willy)
"Peyton Manning will throw nine interceptions. Afterwards he will be known as Peyton BOYning. Not that any of it matters."
CHICAGO: 73 Indianapolis: 0

Whipmaster Charlie
"YIEE! The Sex Cannon hisself, mister Sexy Rexy, will win the day folks! You heard it here first! And my boy Adam will whip up some serious kickage in a losin' effort! CHA!"
CHICAGO: 49 Indianapolis: 15

It should be a good one.

5 comments:

Poetry Revolutionist said...

Chicago: 4, Indianapolis: 2

The most boring super bowl ever, but the first one in which all the scoring comes via safeties.

Anonymous said...

Colts will win 35-21.
Manning will throw 4 TD's but for just 86 yards. However, he'll rush for 240 (give or take like 11).
Rex Grossman will end the game on the sideline with a paint-by-numbers kit and giant piss stains on his uniform. Most of which will not be his own piss.

Anonymous said...

colts will win 29 to 17. i know this for a fact.

Anonymous said...

GREAT ENTRY!

Anonymous said...

shut up Jade