DEREK 360: Fish Rebellion! (update)
The fish rebellion that I have been talking about for the past month took its first high profile casualty a few hours ago.
Steve Irwin, the man better known as "The Crocodile Hunter", was killed by a stingray off the coast of Australia. The stingray stuck Irwin with a barb. The barb pierced his chest and killed him.
Big Pooga could not be reached for comment.
More on this to come.
-Derek
4 comments:
It's times like these I wish I could die again.
Sting Ray, I am ready to fight!
No news story this year has saddened me in quite the same way as this one. He was a brave man and died exactly how he would've wanted.
...I mean if the stingray had been a crocodile, he would've died happy. What a fucking tragedy.
You know he had a family guys! The Croc Dude's death is not a joke!
You know what is always a joke though? Blacks.
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